If You Give Mommy a Mimosa…

What do you think will happen next?

Joanna McNaney Stein
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2 min readMay 9, 2021

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(Photo by Mathilde Langevin on Unsplash)

If you give mommy a mimosa, she’ll probably want brunch to go with it.

So you’ll have to get out the eggs and ask a nearby adult (not mommy) to put them in a frying pan.

The frying pan will remind mommy that omelets take a while, so she’ll ask for another mimosa. This will remind mommy that you’re out of…

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Joanna McNaney Stein
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writer/mama/anxious chatterbox/gay Twitter and Instagram @joannafolk www.Joanna-Stein.com