PinnedJoanna McNaney SteininJane Austen’s WastebasketI, Anne Brontë, Beg the Stray Cat at my Graveside for No Fanfare on the Anniversary of My DeathLet us just peacefully exist without anyone noticing our presence·3 min read·May 29, 2021--4--4
Joanna McNaney SteininJane Austen’s WastebasketDead Authors SextingLiterary lovers give new technology a try·2 min read·Jul 27, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininJane Austen’s WastebasketTinder Profiles of Famous Fairy Tale CharactersYour happily every after is a swipe away·2 min read·Jun 10, 2021--2--2
Joanna McNaney SteininGreener Pastures MagazineRetired Game Show Announcer Hosts PotluckGrrrrrreat to see you, folks!·2 min read·Jun 8, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininGreener Pastures MagazineTMNT’s Splinter Gives Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony Remarks on Return of NYC’s 24-hour Subway ServiceRemarks by Master Splinter·2 min read·May 12, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininFrazzledIf You Give Mommy a Mimosa…What do you think will happen next?·2 min read·May 9, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininGreener Pastures MagazineAn Open Letter to Tree Planters this Arbor Day From Shel Silverstein’s Giving TreeStop a minute before you push that “harmless” little seed into the Earth·2 min read·Apr 30, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininFrazzledClifford the Big Red Dog Euthanized by Doc McStuffins During Toddler’s Independent Play“Bad Stuffins!”·2 min read·Apr 30, 2021----
Joanna McNaney SteininRock n’ HeavyHell Yeah, I Slow Danced to These 7 Glam Metal Ballads at the Middle School Dance1. “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” by Poison: Trite? Check. Cliché? Check. Sexy as all get-out, check plus.·2 min read·Apr 6, 2021----